Cry 'HAVOC!'

And let slip the Dogs of War. Or at least, track down a Spam Artist. These people are performing a public service, there should be a way of lending them some financial support.

A reasonable Business Model:

1. Form 'Spam Hunters Inc.'
2. Solicit donations and worthy quarry.
3. Pursue Spammers with dogged persistence.
4. Profit.

(BTW the phrase is from Shakespeare's 'Julius Caesar' and refers to the twin dogs of Mars, Phobos (Fear) and Deimos (Panic). Ehu, the benefits of a Classical Education.)