Here be Ye Turn of Phrase o' th'Week, me Lads. Arr.

From Power Line :

I'd feel sorry for Gilligan if it weren't obvious that he acted out of malice rather than incompetence.

Keelhaulin' be too good fer the Bilgerat I say, Hang him from the Yardarm, or make him Walk the Plank to Davey Jones's Locker. Arr. First a Taste O' th'Cat, then a good tauntin'. Arrr.