Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to meBut you too can now generate your own Vogon Poetry, discourtesy of the BBC.
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!
- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Saturday, 30 October 2004
The classic Vogon Poem is, of course,