Saturday, 30 October 2004

Vogon Poetry.

The classic Vogon Poem is, of course,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
But you too can now generate your own Vogon Poetry, discourtesy of the BBC.


The Pink Kitty said...

I found your blog by clicking that "next blog" button and I was so surprised to see Vogon Poetry! I love love love Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy! I'll have to try and come up with my own poetry! I'm excited! :)

Zoe Brain said...

Search through the archives, and you'll see things like "Blue Suede Shoes" in Klingon, a Plush Cthulhu, and of course, the Cat Post about the Platy-pus.

It's not all Politics, Brain research, and space science. And even those I try to make accessible to normal human beings.