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Saturday 30 October 2004

Vogon Poetry.

The classic Vogon Poem is, of course,
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
But you too can now generate your own Vogon Poetry, discourtesy of the BBC.

1 comment:

  1. Search through the archives, and you'll see things like "Blue Suede Shoes" in Klingon, a Plush Cthulhu, and of course, the Cat Post about the Platy-pus.

    It's not all Politics, Brain research, and space science. And even those I try to make accessible to normal human beings.

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