Courtesy of reader Mags:
Why do white bears dissolve in water? Because they're polar.
Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated Spirits
Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A: Avocado's number.
Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
Q. What is the purpose of a doctor?
Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compounds; biochemistry is the
study of carbon compounds that wriggle.
There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
Though that one had a familiar ring to it....