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Sunday 21 August 2005

Monty Python meets Star Trek

Here.
...LT. CMDR. JADZIA DAX towelling off and revealing a cream leopard-spotted bikini connected with a strip of cloth down the navel;

LT. BELANNA TORRES buckling on a yellow halter top and wearing bikini shorts;

and finally, NEELIX lying across a table and wearing a two piece lacey bikini.

NEELIX

And now for something completely different ...

CUT TO ADMIRAL McCOY wearing an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini.

ADMIRAL McCOY

It's ...

CUT TO animation and music, Dennis McCarthy arrangement of The Liberty Bell Overture over scenes of starships getting squashed by giant feet and 16-ton weights. Somewhere in there is the title:

PYTHONTREK VI:
THE UNDISCOVERED CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION

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