What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex. "One last perplexing note from LACE (Laws and Customs of the Eldar) is that Elves do not change sex, even if they are being reincarnated.". Probably for the best. Trust me on that one.
I wish this were not factual.
Christmas War(games) Father Frost, Santa Claus, the Three Wise Men and the Reindeer Liberation Front battle it out in a fight to the Finnish. Or possibly Swedish.
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