Sunday, 22 November 2009

Two Bacteria Walk into a Bar....

And other groanworthy Science jokes.

6 comments:

Hazumu Osaragi said...

Thank you, Zoe, I needed that...

Kathrin said...
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Kathrin said...

That's absolutely horrid...

... and somehow rather hilarious.

RadarGrrl said...

An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them as asks "What is this, some kinda joke?'

Imogen said...

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting on a bar patio, people watching. They see one person enter a house across the road, and then two people leave.

'They must have reproduced,' says the biologist.

'There must be something wrong with our sampling,' says the physicist.

'Not to worry,' says the mathematician. 'If someone goes back in, there will be nobody in the house.'

(Can't remember the exact wording)

RadarGrrl said...

Two atoms are walking down the street when one says "Oh no! I think I lost an electron!" The other replies "Are you sure?" The first one says "I'm positive."