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Sunday 22 November 2009
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Anonymous commenters - please add a signature (doesn't have to be your real name) on each post of yours. Anne O'Namus, Norm D. Ploom, Angry from Kent, Demosthenes, or even your real initials, it doesn't matter.
Commenters are expected to be polite to each other, but the same standard doesn't apply to comments regarding me.
Australian commenters are very very strongly advised to publish anonymously. Sydney alone has more defamation actions than the entire USA and UK. Nearly double that of the UK in fact.
As Google does not reliably inform me that a comment has been posted, and I have no control over first publication, I assert that all comments are innocently disseminated under the NSW DEFAMATION ACT 2005 - SECT 32 and similar acts.
Thank you, Zoe, I needed that...
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ReplyDeleteThat's absolutely horrid...
ReplyDelete... and somehow rather hilarious.
An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them as asks "What is this, some kinda joke?'
ReplyDeleteA biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting on a bar patio, people watching. They see one person enter a house across the road, and then two people leave.
ReplyDelete'They must have reproduced,' says the biologist.
'There must be something wrong with our sampling,' says the physicist.
'Not to worry,' says the mathematician. 'If someone goes back in, there will be nobody in the house.'
(Can't remember the exact wording)
Two atoms are walking down the street when one says "Oh no! I think I lost an electron!" The other replies "Are you sure?" The first one says "I'm positive."
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