Thursday, 4 March 2010

Minas Tirith in Matchsticks

1 comment:

mythusmage said...

I have this vision of the scenes in The Lord of the Rings as they appeared in real life. Not the romanticized visions Tolkien presented, but as they really were.

Rivendell is a rustic home in a setting filled with animal pens, guest cabins, and wandering trails leading hither and yon. While Minas Tiras consists of a tower with some out buildings gathered around it's base. While across the valley stands a slightly larger tower with a postern gate through which issue the mighty bands of hundreds of orcs out to do battle with the dozens of humans dedicated to their destruction.

And it wasn't their walking endurance that impressed the other five, but the hobbits' sexual endurance. Aint I a horrid person? :)