Tuesday, 22 March 2005

Those who have Souled Out

...may have done so through We Want Your Soul, Inc
We Want Your Soul, Inc. (WWYS®) is a global private equity firm with nearly 250 million souls under management.

WWYS® generates outstanding returns for its customers by employing cutting-edge proprietary soul extraction, containment and suppression technologies, including but not limited to genetic modification, operant conditioning, and thought control. Our firm's history is long and celebrated, and has allowed us to evolve a global influence in all aspects and at every level of society.
They offer online quotations.

UPDATE: Oh ye Gods, they've got competition.

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