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Sunday, 21 March 2010
Lost Skills
Now, though it's taken awhile, a network of interlinked computers spanning the planet is propagating this rediscovered knowledge.
How to peel a banana, properly.
Human see, Human do. It is our way to propagate knowledge through prosthetic memory though, be it cuneiform tablet or Internet video. It's our style, what we as a species, do.
Yes, I've tried it. The only bit that gets squished is the fibrous black bit on the end that no-one eats anyway, and the stalk provides a convenient handle. Be warned though, the end bit isn't anchored firmly to the skin, so the whole banana slips out rather easily if you're not careful and peel too far.
3 comments:
Anonymous commenters - please add a signature (doesn't have to be your real name) on each post of yours. Anne O'Namus, Norm D. Ploom, Angry from Kent, Demosthenes, or even your real initials, it doesn't matter.
Commenters are expected to be polite to each other, but the same standard doesn't apply to comments regarding me.
Australian commenters are very very strongly advised to publish anonymously. Sydney alone has more defamation actions than the entire USA and UK. Nearly double that of the UK in fact.
As Google does not reliably inform me that a comment has been posted, and I have no control over first publication, I assert that all comments are innocently disseminated under the NSW DEFAMATION ACT 2005 - SECT 32 and similar acts.
Step 2:
ReplyDeleteEat it 'upside down' in front of a boyfriend to provoke a moment together.
It works. Scientifically, i'm sure.
If I ever acquire one of those, I'll try that.
ReplyDeleteZoe
ReplyDeleteA banana?
(tee hee)